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fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

thefaultinourspoons:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

I hate whoever made this, guess what I’m going to be doing for the rest of the not, I’ll give you a clue, it’s not studying.

thefaultinourspoons:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

I hate whoever made this, guess what I’m going to be doing for the rest of the not, I’ll give you a clue, it’s not studying.

professionalcinnabon:

confirmed next pokemon game

professionalcinnabon:

confirmed next pokemon game

If you still want prompts - and if not or if you don't want to do this specific prompt for whatever reason, just ignore me! - what about Sastiel, a magazine, and a chicken stuck in a tree?


castielslittleabomination:

This image makes me so happy.  I hope you like! uwu

Since Cas had come to live with them at the bunker, Sam had gotten accustomed to some weird shit. Cas had started collecting animals.  First insisting on keeping the stray cat that followed him home from the grocery store, then requesting another cat "because cats need companions of their own species, Sam.  They get lonely, too."  After that, he accumulated a turtle, two guinea pigs, and a lovebird.  The lovebird he had bought for Sam the week after they started… whatever this was.  "It’s a token of my affection, Sam. Is that not customary?"

Not to mention that Cas ate the strangest combinations of foods.  Ketchup on his ice cream, seasoning almost everything with garlic salt, and Sam’s personal favourite: topping his scrambled eggs with whipped cream.  There was something really endearing about his sweet tooth.

However, as Sam looked up from his magazine, he had to admit that this really took the cake.  Cas, in only the ratty jeans he’d inherited from Dean (Sam’s were too long to fit him, much to his chagrin), was chasing a chicken across the lawn. 

"Hey, Cas?" Sam called. 

"Yes, Sam?"

"Not to interrupt the fun but uh, what are you doing?"

"I believe that’s a rhetorical question?" Cas asked, rounding the apple tree.  He seemed to be gaining on the chicken.  Sam laughed.

"Where did the chicken come from?"

"I thought we could—oof!" Cas dove at the chicken and missed.

"I thought we could farm our own eggs," he finished with a frown, and picked himself up delicately, brushing the dirt off his knees.  His eyes narrowed as he watched the chicken cluck idly and pick at the root of a bush just yards ahead.  

Cas took a deep breath and took off after the chicken again who squawked in alarm and managed to take flight just long enough to land on the bottom branch of the tree just out of reach.

Cas sighed wearily.

"Sam, I believe I’m in need of your assistance."

Dylan O’Brien,  Ian Bohen, J.R. Bourne and  Tyler Hoechlin at MTV Movie Awards 2014

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THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

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radvillain:

this is my favorite video

craykorray:

D’awww.

thevolutionofnerdy:

rainbowdarlinglove:

I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!

Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.

streamgiraph:

I have no concentration…:(

streamgiraph:

I have no concentration…:(

emofthewest:

This is like the cutest thing

stilesdelgado:

#the way they look at each other

Avengers Tarot by juliacross/菊叔

I mean… God, I want you too. I always had, Derek.