its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
Technically I'm 116 pounds but the same deal. Sarcasm is my only defense
American Horror Story: Murder House
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
It’s just curious that’s all.
Creepy as fuck. I like
In which the actors are their characters.
((Since my handwritings is pretty bad I’ll type out what they’re saying here for reading purposes))
Cas: “Yes, he does very often; especially in our bedroom when I-“
Sam:”Cas! I think they get it now…. (plus Dean follows our blog)”
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles
ok we had to watch this in chem class
that sexual tension
that spill was not an accident
So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?
I PHSYCOALLY CANT BRETHA HEALP