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stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

houndsofhell:

stuffiesss:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

It’s just curious that’s all. 

Creepy as fuck. I like

houndsofhell:

stuffiesss:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

It’s just curious that’s all. 

Creepy as fuck. I like

#social justice bloggers

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theteaward:

In which the actors are their characters.

Cas, does Sam ever ruffle your hair?


askcasandsammy:

((Since my handwritings is pretty bad I’ll type out what they’re saying here for reading purposes))

Cas: “Yes, he does very often; especially in our bedroom when I-“

Sam:”Cas! I think they get it now…. (plus Dean follows our blog)”

omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

If you believe in Sam Winchester reblog this.

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reedustein:

brbtheresamanonmyroof:

tyleroakley:

ichthyologist:

samspiderman:

ok we had to watch this in chem class

that sexual tension

that spill was not an accident

So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?

I PHSYCOALLY CANT BRETHA HEALP

NEVER FORGET